Anonymous asked:
u hold that beer can like circumcised dudes hold their cock. no gentleness. no care
kristina100000 answered:
come on
The “Ryan Gosling is the most beautiful man alive” movement of the early 2010s was probably the first time I just felt completely detached from the culture
grimes: (doodling in the back of the art room)
marina, in her varsity cheerleading jacket: (slams hands on grimes’s desk) hiiii trigglypuff :)
grimes: …hi marina :|
marina: what’re you drawing, something about feminism (which is cancer)?
grimes: i’m drawing lapis lazuli from steven universe in a mechanical suit for my pacific rim alternate unive–
marina: kek….are you KIN with lapis lazuli
grimes:
marina: what’s wrong tumblrina…..are you #triggered :) :) :)
grimes: marina i know it was you who spraypainted “SENSITIVE MILLENNIAL” on my my mom’s car
marina: anonymous is legion
grimes: she’s not even a millennial she’s 42 and works in finance and we called the police
marina: …whatever kek (goes to the bathroom and frantically checks tumblr to see if she’s been doxxed)
i think about this post all the fucking time because it’s actually insane how they just entirely switched places since this post was made













